Welcome!

Well, if you're viewing this page, you're either a friend of mine, or you have way too much time to spare. Anyway, here is my introductory posting at the blog I'm hoping to use to prevent me from boring people I see everyday. They're the people who continually tell me "you should blog about this," just so I'll stop talking to them about a movie they've never seen, and will probably NEVER see!

My rating system will be as follows:

you gotta see this shit! - highly recommended
this was good - recommended
it was okay - meh, it was okay
don't bother - not recommended
this movie was fucking dumb - not even recommended if you're stoned